Remember when Fred got Dad out of a speeding ticket? This is the memory of "A Real Trooper"
Once Dad treated a stop sign as though it said "ooze" instead of "stop", and he was pulled over while you said, "I told you to stop". Fred, the youngest of us, was eye level with the trooper's gun holster. He asked, "m-m-mister, is that a real gun?" He replied, "sure is, son". Then Fred asked, "well, mister, d-d-does it have real bullets?" He replied, "sure does, son". By this time, Dad had his license out, but you and the trooper were laughing so hard that--finally-- the trooper said, "Oh, Mac you have your hands full, I'll just give you a warning this time, but be careful!" Fred may have gotten a reward for his curiosity!