Don't Hold Back (She Never Did)
By: Linnea Crowther
5 years ago
The "De Facto Empress of the hell she lived in and its many outlying colonies" died recently and was honored with an irreverently hilarious (and loving) obituary that lists among her survivors "the fine people at Anheuser-Busch, Phillip-Morris and the Ohio State Lottery." We wish we could have known her in life… but we appreciate the chance to get a glimpse of her humor after her death.