Few comedians have a voice as distinct as Phyllis Diller, known for her caustic one-liners, self-deprecating humor and an utter lack of sentimentality. Her personality onstage was larger than life, as was her hair, crafted into one of comedy's most beloved and recognized characters. As an actress and voice-over performer, she appeared in dozens of films and television shows such as Scooby Doo, A Bug's Life, Splendor in the Grass and The Bold and the Beautiful. With a career spanning more than 50 years, Diller turned herself into a comedy icon. We remember her amazing contribution to comedy with her nine best one-liners, as great today as they were when she first uttered them.