Phil Rence

Phil Rence, born June 1, 1960, passed away recently at the age of 64. He spent most of his childhood growing up in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. As a teen, he dug out basements for construction companies, building the muscle he would need later for a life of fighting crime. Phil spent his adulting years attending Akron University whilst dicking around at a local factory where Wonder Bread was made.

Phil became pillars of both his work and home communities. At work he brainstormed, problem solved, interrogated and invented in ways never seen before. At home, he made sure little doggies could pee on public land. He was also a devoted gardener, helping the city where he lived beautify the plantings along the highway dividing strips with "fertilizer". Unfortunately most of his work was in vain as everything that was planted developed a mysterious disease and died.

Everyone who knows Phil seems to have a story or two about him. For example, it is rumored that on more than one occasion he was seen dropping his pants, along with his three brothers, in a communal moon of their mother, Ruth Rencevicz. When asked if true, his sisters replied "NO COMMENT !" Then there was the rumor about a trip to a Go-Go bar in D.C. where he is said to have walked up to the stage with (twenty) one dollar bills protruding from his clothing and body parts, much to the delight of the dancers who happily picked each one from him, resulting in a standing ovation from the 200 plus patrons in attendance. When asked if this was indeed true, his brothers responded "NO COMMENT !".

Phil had many friends, several wives and a few enemies. He is survived by... well, all of us. Let the comments below, from all of you, be the memory of his life.