June P. Wiggum

I have had the distinct pleasure of being June's Avon lady for the past couple of decades, but I didn't see her often in recent years. She would always call and leave her order message, which invariably began thusly: "Good morning, Margie, this is June Wiggum. Let's see...." When ready to deliver, I would call and tell her how much and when I'd be by. She affixed an envelope to her door with blue paint-masking tape every time! She was a real lady, and I was privileged to be of service to her...