Roger Gilles D'Andrea

Roger loved telling this joke while he was in the hospital:

"An old man and his grandson are sitting together on a porch. The boy turns to the old man and says, 'Grampa, can you make sounds like a frog?' A bit surprised, the old man says, 'What? No.' After a little while the boy persists: 'Grampa, are you sure you can't make sounds like a frog?' Curious now, the old man says, 'Why are you asking me this?' The boy replies: 'Dad said that when you croak, we're all going to...