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WALTER D. HARRIS
1960 - 2017
WALTER D. HARRIS
1960 - 2017
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WALTER HARRIS Obituary
Walter D. Harris, 56, of Ross Township, Pennslvania, died January 30, 2017, after losing a weak and cowardly battle with cancer. The location of his passing is none of your business. Walt was born April 17, 1960, in the back seat of a Greyhound Bus, rollin' down Highway 41. Walt served in the Blue Tic Tavern, campus of West Virginia University (from which he graduated, eventually), during the Iran Hostage Crisis. He was employed several times over the years. He was an avid watcher rather than a doer. Mostly, he watched anything where they were keeping score. However, the Steelers were the love of his life. His personality was infectious, to the point of requiring Ross Township to impose a city-wide quarantine in 2013. Walt was a lifelong member of the Department of Redundancy Department, where he bore the honorific of "Most Redundant." He leaves behind a spacious, 3 BR apartment with hardwood floors and reasonable utilities. Walt is survived by his son, his mother, his former wife, three brothers, and by his favorite aunt. Walt is his mother's favorite oldest son. In accordance with Walt's wishes, there will be no visitation, funeral, graveside or memorial service. There will be a wake in the near future, assuming we get around to it, during which only Walt's CDs will be played. So, get ready for a lot of 17th Century chamber music! --"I'm Walt Harris, and I approve this obituary." Arrangements by BALL FUNERAL CHAPEL.
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Matt Harris
January 29, 2025
I still miss Walt's wit, he was so funny and he left behind a great son Zak. I miss my brother!
Love Matt
David E Harris
January 28, 2025
I miss you every day Brother and I think about your son often.
Matt Harris
January 27, 2024
Walt loved all Pittsburgh sports teams!
Matt
Melinda Harris
January 30, 2021
I miss Walt's incredible witt. He was so funny and I have wonderful memories of him. I miss him often.
Your sister in law
Lindy Harris
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Lisa Horowitz
January 29, 2021
I think of you often.
Love, Lisa Horowitz
Mandy
January 28, 2021
Walt, I sure do miss your phone calls every couple of months. Those calls were always full of kindness and encouragement. I always felt better after receiving a call from you, Steve and Tim.
Matt Harris
January 27, 2021
Walt, love you and miss you!!!
Your brother Matt
Lisa Horowitz
January 29, 2019
I think of you often Walt...you best be saving a spot for me up there
Eddie Harris
January 28, 2019
I'll always remember my brother as a happy-go-lucky guy. He loved his Steelers oh, and he loved his family. He had a great sense of humor and he loved to laugh at himself. He will be missed by all his friends and family.His younger brother Eddie
Matt Harris
January 27, 2019
Still the funnies obituary I have ever read. I still think about my oldest brother all the time. Love Matt
Kelly C
May 16, 2017
I don't know what possessed me to get on here today, but I am so glad I did! I knew he had such an amazing response from his obituary but for all these people to take time out of their day to extend their condolences to us (friends/family) is truly beyond words. He will Forever Be Missed, Forever Be Remembered and there will always be a place in our hearts that won't be whole until the day we meet again....Love You More Than Words Can Describe Cuz!!!!! Go WV!!!!!!
Jane H
April 12, 2017
What courage to use that sharp wit at a heartbreaking time for your family and friends. I hope you party forever with the Allman Brothers! Your obit is a gift to all. God bless you.
Someone u knew from
February 24, 2017
Walt,
You finally made me laugh.
Leslie Robertson Jenkins
February 20, 2017
RIP Mr. Harris!!Respectfully,LRJ
Katharine Stevenson
February 14, 2017
Walt, I never met you, but I'm sure I would have appreciated your sense of humour. Your family must miss you.
minnie
February 12, 2017
Loved your obit Walt My kind of guy
Michelle
February 12, 2017
Even though I have never met Walt I wanted to extend my condolences after reading this obituary. Sounds like Walt was an amazing person with a great sense of Humor. Prayers to his family and friends, and may you fly high with the angels Walt.
Kelsey
February 10, 2017
You were one of a kind, and the only person who could get me talking and laughing while working at 6 am. I'm happy to have known you!
Mandy Campbell
February 10, 2017
I looked forward to hearing from you and Steve every year for your WVU home football game reservations! You were one of those few people that truly made a difference. Always encouraging me and taking the time to show interest in my well being. I am truly blessed to have crossed paths with you for over 20 years.....
Tanya Hunt
February 10, 2017
R.I.P. Walt. I am fortunate to have known you in life. Rest easy knowing how much joy and happiness you spread when you were around. Though I havent worked front desk @ Ramada Inn Morgantown for many years, that is where we met. You and Steve came for every home football game, and whenever it was possible, you had your son with ya. This was just as true with Basketball season. So loud, boisterous and full of energy when you came through the door, you brightened my day with the sound of your voice, and not to mention the snicker I would have when everyone would ask "Who has been parked right out front ALL weekend".... Keep on keeping on friend, to all family and friends I wish you peace through this time. Steve Barclay, I am sending you and his son extra special thoughts and prayers.
Ronnda Morris
February 10, 2017
I didn't know Mr. Walt, but he has definitely caused another outbreak. His character speaks even in his passing. What an amazing person, and I'm praying for his family.
Anna Marie
February 10, 2017
What a brave and inspiring soul. I didn't know Mr. Harris, but his humor despite approaching the end of his life is beautiful. His family and friends are in my prayers. Rest In Peace, Mr. Harris!
M Holmes
February 9, 2017
I did not know Walt, but after reading his obituary, it is clear he was a beloved and affable, fun loving man. I'm truly sorry to hear he passed so untimely.
Sue
February 9, 2017
To your very lucky family and friends, I'm so sorry about Walt's passing. Prayers for all of you.
This obituary is a treasure. Humor was obviously important to Walt. Humor and wit will be his legacy, to his family, and to his new fans, us. I commend him for doing this. This is a great idea, and it was a pleasure to "read/learn about"this
man. Blessings.
dawna Ditton
February 8, 2017
May you rest in peace
Anne Huebner
February 8, 2017
Walt, I came across your obituary on Facebook and had to come here to read it. I can only hope that I have half the sense of humor you have in passing, in living. Wish I could have met you as you sound like one heck of a guy! Condolences to your family.
February 8, 2017
if there were more people in the world that is as beautiful as you every thing in life would be beautiful r.i.p I never crossed paths but I wished I would have your path was golden from minnesota
Debbie Cashin
February 8, 2017
Wow, just the kind of person I would have loved to known. My condolences to the family and friends. I'm sure Walt was loved and will be missed by many.
Peggy Moore
February 6, 2017
Walt, I'm sorry I didn't know you. Loved your sense of humor. Prayers for the family you left behind. Peggy
February 5, 2017
U was a great guy I will miss u
Every day love u Walt Denise
Carla &Mike E
February 5, 2017
Thankyou Walt! We didn't know you but we learned about your beautiful spirit through one of your cousins. What an extraordinary man. Thanks for your great humor & being an inspiration. Prayers for the family.
Juanita
February 5, 2017
You have left so many. Smile behind for ever miss.I know your making them laugh in heaven.
Dick michael
February 5, 2017
Quite a life and quite a read...I wonder if Walt's supreme QB performance against Penn State in 1988 led to PSU ending the series with WVU???
Brie Montgomery
February 5, 2017
Hugs to the family. I can tell by the obit. he was a wonderful person. My kind of guy.
Reyne
February 5, 2017
I would say RIP but seems like that would be redundant...oh yea after reading you obit that's ok so...RIP. Wish I would have the pleasure of knowing you. Maybe someday in the here after.
Lisa Vancheri
February 5, 2017
God bless you sir! May your family cherish many great memories..
Laura Bien
February 4, 2017
Best wishes to Walt's family. I wish I had known him. Rest in peace, Walt, and thank you for bringing a smile to a faraway stranger. Bless you.
Doreen Cooper
February 4, 2017
The family lost a true original! So sorry you had to leave us, and that I never had a chance to get to know you better, just too many miles apart over too many years. But I remember the great family reunion you organized that I got to attend, still have the tee shirt!! Your cousin (once removed!!) Doreen Francis Cooper
February 4, 2017
This was Great! So happy to smile with this. Wish I knew him also! Rest in pease and keep your sense of humor in your new life your in. May your memory end up on " The Ellen Show" !
Jean Myers
February 4, 2017
I did not know you, Walter, but I wish I had.
It seems you were able to maintain a great sense of humor throughout your ordeal, and all the way to the end.
I smiled when I read your obituary which was pointed out to me by a friend.
After reading it, I commented, "What a courageous soul he was."
You'll most likely be remembered by all with a smile. You thought of others and lessened their pain somewhat by writing this.
Condolences to family and friends.
RIP
Terri
February 4, 2017
Wish I could have met you. May you be pain free and feel the love of your Heavenly Father.
mary
February 4, 2017
So sorry for YOUR GREAT LOSS. I know he sees everyone amazed and laughing at his Obit. What a character...We need a million Walts in this world!!! Much love and prayers.
February 4, 2017
My condolences to Walter's family.You lost a gem.I wish I would have known him.
Joyce
Pgh,Pa
Sherry
February 4, 2017
Awesome, obituary and an awesome person Walt must have been. The world can definitely use a few million Walt's... Wishing Walt's family and friend peace.
February 4, 2017
You go Walt!
Cindy
February 4, 2017
I never had the pleasure of meeting Walter but hope that I do on the other side. I'm sending thoughts and condolences to Walter's family and friends.
Dana B
February 4, 2017
Wish I would have know Walt seems like a great guy
Jo Jackson
February 4, 2017
I did not know you Mr Harris but you are one funny man! I'm inspired to write my own obit now because well, you never know when you'll need it! Your family has lost a treasure! Go Steelers!!
Pat G
February 4, 2017
The smiles that you put on so many faces will never be the same.
I wish we could have met.
God Bless you and your family and this sad time.
Pamela Kresson
February 4, 2017
What a beautiful spirit, to leave behind smiles with one's obituary.Sympathy to those who love him.
Ms. C
February 4, 2017
His personality was so infectious, even in death it's viral. May God bless your family, as you have blessed your neighbors with your wit and humor.
Simply Me
February 4, 2017
One lasting memory to leave your Family so Originally Awesome Mr Walt!
May You Rest In Heaven
Ron Tkach
February 4, 2017
To the Harris Family: Sorry for your loss. You have my deepest heartfelt sympathies. Walter, you did a great job on your obituary. I actually wrote mine out last year, but not quite elaborate as yours. Great mines think alike. I didn't see that one coming, the way you ended, by approving your obit. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself up in heaven. Will keep you in my thought and prayers. God Bless.
Diane
February 3, 2017
I'm sorry you left this world all too soon, Walter. You apparently were the type of guy we need more of in the world. I hope you are making the good Lord laugh now. Bless your family and friends as they continue to miss you.
Ellie Meneskie
February 3, 2017
I have NEVER read an obit that made me smile..til now.
God bless Mr.Harris & may God comfort his family during this difficult time.
Billmulligan
February 3, 2017
He was born a "rambling man" tried to make a living and did the best he could.
Lori
February 3, 2017
What a fantastic obit. I'm sure that you were keepin'em laughin' all the time and you will surely be missed. Rest in peace kind prince and may your family find some peace in your humor and love.
Kathy
February 3, 2017
Beautiful, Walt! Loved it! You must have been the life of the party, a drinker and a kind soul. God bless your family with strength and peace. You will most certainly be missed. I don't know this man, but I just bet he was a ball of fire.
Loretta Chabala
February 3, 2017
Sorry that I did not know Walter Harris, as I would have loved to be his friend. My sympathies to his family. You have lost a treasure.
February 3, 2017
That is an awesome obit...this guy sounds like he was the life of the party and I am sure his family will have so many memories to keep him alive in their hearts
February 3, 2017
I did not know Walter but I will always remember his obituary.
I shared it with my family and they all laughed! Walter is probably laughing with the angels in heaven!!
February 3, 2017
Didn't know Walt but I sure do appreciate his sense of humor. I am sure he will keep the Angels busy and the Heaven's laughing. Thank You for those final words Walt**You made me laugh on a Gloomy Day! God bless O:-)
February 3, 2017
I did not know Walt but clearly he is a great loss to his family. What a great guy. In his death, he has inspired me.
February 3, 2017
To Walt's friends and family,
I didn't know Walt but I sure wish I had the pleasure of meeting him. Something tells me he would love to see how many people made smile one last time.
Matt Harris
February 3, 2017
Walt is my older brother and he was as funny as advertised. He just left us and we miss him already. I agree, this is the most witty obituary I have ever read.
We will miss you.
Matt and Melinda
Catherine Vitale
February 3, 2017
Rest in Peace! I did not know you but you must have been one hell of a guy!
Marcia
February 3, 2017
your one of a kind from the great beyond....keep them laughing in heaven brother
February 3, 2017
It is the most inspiring obituary I have ever read. It has convinced me to write my own, you never know when you will need it. God bless you Walt for bringing smiles to so many, what a gracious exit you have made.
Frank Kusler
February 3, 2017
Thanks Walter for the greatest laughs at LUNCH !!!!!
Tom Kanhofer
February 3, 2017
Great Obit! I know you'll be missed. If I had known you, I would be missing you right now!
February 3, 2017
Best Obit I ever read! Rest in peace Walt!
T Mooney
February 3, 2017
Walt your passing is unfortunate.
Your obituary is an original.
And your sense of humor was appreciated.
I hope I meet you on the other side
Lisa Fazalare
February 2, 2017
Oh Walt. It's not going to be the same without you. I'm glad I have some video of us laughing, and you,being...you. I love ya.
Cathy Peary
February 2, 2017
RIP Walt.....best obituary ever....
Cate mcClenahan
February 2, 2017
I'm so sorry that I didn't know the man wh inspired this obituary. My condolences to all his friends and family
February 2, 2017
We are so sorry for your loss. Walt sounds like I guy we would loved to have known.
Nancy & Jim Malady
February 2, 2017
Didn't know Walt, but boy, do I wish I did!
February 2, 2017
So Sorry for your loss of a family member or friend, with an obviously great sense of humor. I'm certain he will be missed.
February 2, 2017
I never had the pleasure of meeting Walter, but I'm certain he lived a life full of laughter and fun after reading his obituary. I'm sure he will be missed by all who ever knew him. God bless.
Sharon & Jeff
February 2, 2017
This is such an EXCELLENT obituary! This man must've brought joy & laughter to everyone who had the pleasure of knowing him. What a huge loss and void for his family and friends. We wish we would've gotten a chance to meet him. Our sincere and heartfelt sympathy to everyone who loved Walter. God bless.
Xmas with Walt
Melanie McConnell
February 2, 2017
Walt,
Cuz, you have a crowd of followers with your awesomely witty well written obituary. I will miss you loud laughter, our conversations and your bright spirit :)
As I take words out of a page in your book, know you are loved.
Love you Cuz,
Mel xoxoxo
Lisa Horowitz
February 2, 2017
Thank you, Walt. I love you and I will miss you.
Don Trumper
February 2, 2017
I wish I had met you Walter! Condolences to the family
February 2, 2017
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. -Maya Angelou
Cousin Walt, our original family reporter. The ultimate conversationalist, always gave undivided attention.....and remembered every story you would ever tell him.
Loved his Son beyond measure.....
Blessed with memories of love and laughter....Truly missed.
-Kathy
Mark Twain
February 2, 2017
I never met Walter Harris but that is the most creative, witty and refreshing obituary I ever read. Mr. Harris obviously wrote it himself and, if so, I regret never having met the man. To his family please celebrate the life of this clever individual rather than mourn his passing. I suspect he would have wanted it that way.
February 2, 2017
I am terribly disappointed I did not know this man in this life. Hope to meet him someday in the next one!
February 2, 2017
One of the best obits I've read in a long time. Sounds like someone I would've liked. RIP!!!
David Fisher
February 2, 2017
I never had the pleasure of meeting Walter Harris, but after reading his unique and hilarious obituary, I can only say I would love to have met this fellow. I can only hope that my obituary provides as much mirth and pleasure as Mr. Harris's did for me. My condolences to his loved ones, for you appear to have lost a most original member of your family.
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