1937
2021
3200 Black at Essington Roads
Joliet, Illinois

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James More
July 3, 2021
"Stand back. Look out below!"
A voice from above speaks, while drywall, doors, ceiling tiles, bird nests, and debris fly down the stairway crashing into a heap by the exterior door as the demolition for remodeling continues.
"Sounds like you have a demolition crew working upstairs."
Gerald says, "It's just Norma. Stay away from her when she uses a crow bar and swings a sledge hammer. I know she's been drinking Irish whiskey in her coffee, this morning."
"I hear you talking about me, down there, old man. Never mind how I doctor up my coffee. I want to get this job done, so I have a house to live in. Stay away from the bottom of the steps. I'm not going to just sit in a chair and watch others work like I am some kind of queen bee. Don't come up here bothering me, and I won't come down until the demolition is done. So, stay away from the bottom of the stairs. I am tearing this upstairs apart, and I am enjoying my job."
"Better stay away from the steps and do what she says," Gerald says.
"We are going to need a lot more two by fours."
"Twenty two by fours are on the list for today, so I bought twenty four this morning. Four extra. Is that enough?" Gerald asks.
"Should be enough to build this wall for the kitchen."
When the slamming, banging, breaking, prying, and crunching stops, Norma finishes the demolition upstairs. The heap of debri below the steps makes a impassible detour, so she climbs out the upstairs window and down a ladder.
After framing the two by four wall for the kitchen on the living room floor, we find no matter how we manuver, no matter how we try, we cannot move the wall into the kitchen in one piece.
The next day, we use forty five two by fours. A day later, one hundred and twenty two by fours for the upstairs framing. The next day, ten two by fours are on the list of material for a closet, and the number of two by fours varies, each day, accordingly as the remodeling progresses.
The next morning, Norma and Gerald go to the lumberyard for material without any two by fours on the list.
The guy at the lumberyards waiting on them asks, "How many two by fours do you need, today?"
We bought one two by four.
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