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Dale Heath Obituary
Jan 9, 1943 -
Mar 10, 2020
The fact that you are reading this means I am swimming with the fishes--or in my case, assuming that I had any relatives that were still talking to me and carried out my wishes to have this obit printed in the newspaper--I have been consigned somewhere over the golf course, my favorite place of relaxation. And relaxing I plan to do-for eternity, apparently. I had a sweatshirt once, with the inscription "The Man, The Myth, The Legend". I gotta tell you--that was a bunch of baloney but it sure was fun having folks get a chuckle at my expense.
They tell me I must provide some sort of background before they will print this. Well, OK, to be precise, "they" didn't tell me--my wife did. Born in upstate New York in 1943, near Syracuse to be exact, spent 22 years in the military and retired as Lt Colonel from the USAF, was an adjunct college professor for 14 years, transitioned into the stock brokerage business where, that is, until yesterday, when rumor has it I cashed in my chips here in Prescott, Arizona. I believe I died rushing into a burning orphanage, saving a group of adorable children. Or maybe not. I always did like to stretch the truth a bit.
I loved fast cars (Corvettes) and owned them all my life. I loved my wife so much that words can't even begin to describe; quite honestly, she was the most beautiful woman I ever met. Married her in 1974 (OK, quick, you with the stubby pencil--how many years is that?) and as far as I know, when my ole left ventricle flapped for the last time, I was still married to her. Dislikes: veggies and hypocrites; just thought I'd throw that in so you wouldn't think life was ALL rosy and full of Eskimo Pies.
You must be tired reading this journalistic dribble. I note that it's time to take that flight over the golf course so they can drop my ashes and I can begin to enjoy my permanent dirt nap. I loved every minute on this earth: I lived the dream. Now, why don't you go out and make it a great day. After all, if you don't, you will wind up, much too early, in the same state of affairs as I am today!
I have left the auditorium. Last person out turns off the lights.
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Chris Miller
September 19, 2020
Dale Heath...boss, mentor, friend, one-of-a-kind. When he checked out--to use his vernacular--the world lost one of the kindest, funniest, most decent people imaginable. He taught me a great deal, by example and in words, and his words of encouragement over decades were always special. He and Robin were an wonderful example of devotion and generosity of spirit. "RR" and I will him miss him greatly. I salute you, Colonel!
Chuck Autrey
May 2, 2020
Wow we had so many good times. As military comrades, business partners and golfing buddies. You will be missed my friend! Pleasant journey.
Walt Ranks
April 29, 2020
Adding another short message for Dale. I hardly ever met a person I disliked but I never met Golf Ball I did like I know he would love that. Walt
Walt Ranks
April 29, 2020
So many memories, Trips to Lake Powell, Life planning, presentations to IRS retirees, tennis games, boating and camping trips, etc etc but MOSTLY being silly together. We truly did love each other, and you will be missed. Don't forget to continue to listen to the Jerky Boys, an always ritual to most get togethers.
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Marianne Jennings
April 26, 2020
Dale was our neighbor for about 20 years. Imagine having this delightful man a few doors away. On Halloween he and his gorgeous wife sat in their driveway in lawn chairs. Dale wore a full gorilla head mask that resulted in screaming children, curious children, children running away from free candy, and adults bringing a lawn chair to join him.
At Christmas, he and my husband switched out lightbulbs on neighbors' festive light schemes to mess with precision colors. He brought out the whimsy in all of us. He did it again with his parting words. This Christmas will not be the same without his annual letter. This Halloween we shall haul out the lawn chairs and all sit in our driveways with masks as a tribute.
LORRI BENDER
April 22, 2020
I have always believed that the obits are the best part of a newspaper. Mr. Heath, you have verified that belief! It sounds like you loved the life God gave you through the storms. Many blessings to a family I do not know, but will pray for comfort in the time of loss.
faye groen
April 21, 2020
Sir you seem like one heck of a guy your family sure must have loved you so much enjoy
your golf game ALOHA
April 20, 2020
My condolences are extended as you mourn the loss of your dear loved one. May you find comfort and strength to cope during this trying time. (Psalm 90:10)
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