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Patsy Hollifield Conard, age 63, of Ellenboro, passed away Thursday, April 17, 2025 peacefully at her home.
“Well, it happened! I done gone and died. It happened so fast and peacefully. However, I do not recommend camel rides at my age.
I’m preceded in death by my husband, the love of my life, the pea to my carrot, Steve! Honey, I’m on my way, meet me at the Gate.
I leave behind a plethora of family and friends. My one and only blood child, who I have tolerated for many years, Brandy and her magical unicorn husband, Theo. My smart-mouthed daughter Trina, my back talking sister Sierra, my scaredy cat sister Rosa, picky niece Abbie, insane niece Susan, and don’t forget my pain in the backside brother Lonnie.
I’ll miss seeing the grandbabies Madi-moo, Addy-poo, Bray, and Man-Man. Maw loves you little brats.
I finally have the smoking hot body I always wanted. Yup, I was cremated (it counts)!
Please don’t come by, I ain’t there. I’ve had a blast, see y’all when you get here!”
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